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Comment by Kessie on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 5:25pm

he saw something so utterly terrifying in a charity shop window that he dropped his carrier bag of vodka - SMAASHH! - onto the pavement and stood quaking with fear and gibbering quietly to himself!

Last modified by Kessie on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 5:26pm

Comment by MrTinker on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 6:40pm

12 Bottles down, Michaels Barrymores workout plan tauting him through the window and prada shoes drenched in 50% alcohol fred definately wasn't lucky today. However ...

Comment by Monkey83 on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 7:12pm

the smell of Harry Ramsdens filled the air and he found all he could think about was fish.

Comment by Star_Twister on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 12:52am

So with the thought of prada shoes drenched in 50% alchohol and the smell of fish in his hair, Fred went to the Dome to see.......






(sorry had a drink now keep this going it could be fun or am i just sad)

Comment by Monkey83 on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 1:18am

Betty Swollocks' live strip show with his boyfriend Stan. They shared a drink and a large bucket of..

Comment by Kessie on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 4:11pm

oats with a pantomime cow called Wezzerlea, who was on a break and had asked if she could join them at their table.
The three of them all admired Betty's strip (it was the new England one, she'd just bought it from JJB sports that very morning!)
Then Betty suddenly announced "And now please welcome our next act, singer Jenny Castell!"

Last modified by Kessie on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 4:14pm

Comment by Kessie on Friday, 3rd March 2006, 1:58pm

….finally, after almost twenty-four hours of stunned silence, the audience gave up trying to think of appropriate adjectives to describe Jenny’s performance.
(The best that Fred’s table had come up with were ‘Loud’, ‘Unforgettable’ and ‘Discombobulating’.)
Instead, they decided to concentrate on a more important matter – what drinks to order next!

Comment by Monkey83 on Friday, 3rd March 2006, 2:09pm

Fred went to the bar and saw they had just installed a trough to save on smashed glass bills. He ordered his drink and started to drink the thick brown sludge. After 5 minutes he felt ill from the vast array of drinks he was consuming with each slurp

Comment by Star_Twister on Saturday, 4th March 2006, 7:06pm

so much so, his skin literally was turning green, also at the bar Zelda the wicked witch of the bushes noticed that Freds skin was turning the same colour as hers, she began to get excited and shuffled her way over to Fred and stuck her finger in his ear. Eeewwww cried Fred what r u doing?.....

Comment by Monkey83 on Sunday, 5th March 2006, 12:49am

"I was looking for the keys to my broom, I seem to have misplaced them," replied Zelda, wondering what Fred thought she was doing. At this point her pet frog Mable jumped into the drinks trough for a swim and noticed a rather large....