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Comment by Kessie on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 5:25pm

he saw something so utterly terrifying in a charity shop window that he dropped his carrier bag of vodka - SMAASHH! - onto the pavement and stood quaking with fear and gibbering quietly to himself!

Last modified by Kessie on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 5:26pm

Comment by MrTinker on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 6:40pm

12 Bottles down, Michaels Barrymores workout plan tauting him through the window and prada shoes drenched in 50% alcohol fred definately wasn't lucky today. However ...

Comment by Monkey83 on Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 7:12pm

the smell of Harry Ramsdens filled the air and he found all he could think about was fish.

Comment by Star_Twister on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 12:52am

So with the thought of prada shoes drenched in 50% alchohol and the smell of fish in his hair, Fred went to the Dome to see.......






(sorry had a drink now keep this going it could be fun or am i just sad)

Comment by Monkey83 on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 1:18am

Betty Swollocks' live strip show with his boyfriend Stan. They shared a drink and a large bucket of..

Comment by Kessie on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 4:11pm

oats with a pantomime cow called Wezzerlea, who was on a break and had asked if she could join them at their table.
The three of them all admired Betty's strip (it was the new England one, she'd just bought it from JJB sports that very morning!)
Then Betty suddenly announced "And now please welcome our next act, singer Jenny Castell!"

Last modified by Kessie on Thursday, 2nd March 2006, 4:14pm

Comment by Kessie on Friday, 3rd March 2006, 1:58pm

….finally, after almost twenty-four hours of stunned silence, the audience gave up trying to think of appropriate adjectives to describe Jenny’s performance.
(The best that Fred’s table had come up with were ‘Loud’, ‘Unforgettable’ and ‘Discombobulating’.)
Instead, they decided to concentrate on a more important matter – what drinks to order next!

Comment by Monkey83 on Friday, 3rd March 2006, 2:09pm

Fred went to the bar and saw they had just installed a trough to save on smashed glass bills. He ordered his drink and started to drink the thick brown sludge. After 5 minutes he felt ill from the vast array of drinks he was consuming with each slurp

Comment by Star_Twister on Saturday, 4th March 2006, 7:06pm

so much so, his skin literally was turning green, also at the bar Zelda the wicked witch of the bushes noticed that Freds skin was turning the same colour as hers, she began to get excited and shuffled her way over to Fred and stuck her finger in his ear. Eeewwww cried Fred what r u doing?.....

Comment by Monkey83 on Sunday, 5th March 2006, 12:49am

"I was looking for the keys to my broom, I seem to have misplaced them," replied Zelda, wondering what Fred thought she was doing. At this point her pet frog Mable jumped into the drinks trough for a swim and noticed a rather large....

Comment by Kessie on Monday, 6th March 2006, 11:48am

cheesy chip, floating past on its way to aRse-Bar.
Already regretting her decision to experience full-body immersion in the caustic chemical concoction of cigarette butts, bar swill and Guinness (premixed in preparation for the forthcoming St Patrick’s Day celebrations), Mabel hopped onboard the ch...
read moreip with a desperate croak, and gratefully shook herself dry.
Clinging precariously to the crispy end, and steering by means of a strand of rubbery mozzarella, she was able to relax for a while as she bobbed about, deftly navigating around passing beermats, and secretly eavesdropping on the conversation going on overhead…..

Comment by Star_Twister on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 11:33am

Cheesy Chip and commanded it to fly out of the bar and onto the streets of Brighton. Zelda was in her element as she flew past Betty Swollocks shooting her latest pop video, a new version of Video killed the karaoke star. Then she flew past cafe 22 were she noticed in the window Masie trollette taki...
read moreng make up hints from Lola Lasagne. Who needs the keys to my broom when you can fly cheesy chip airways she yelled. She parked her Chip in st James's street and....

Comment by Monkey83 on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 2:09pm

it was promptly stolen by a chav who boarded the last bus to Whitehawk. Zelda was understandably peed at this and stormed off to...

Comment by ShoeGal on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 3:16pm

find out where Fred was who was last seen sat rocking in the corner saying....

Comment by Monkey83 on Thursday, 9th March 2006, 1:44am

"Ook! Really beep beep? These days," clearly he had gone utterly mad by this point, this was made more obvious by the dribble running down his...

Comment by ShoeGal on Thursday, 9th March 2006, 4:26pm

hairy thighs all the way down to his feet and inbetween his toes....he had no choice now he would have to........

Comment by Star_Twister on Thursday, 9th March 2006, 7:27pm

Get his bestest friend in the whole widest world......Dulcie Danger to use her Golden Handbag Award to Individually slice off his toes. But was this the best solution to his chronic dribbling??????????

Comment by Kessie on Friday, 10th March 2006, 9:18am

Perhaps not... although less toes might help him fit into those fabulous Milano Blahniks he'd had his eye on, they would be ruined if they got filled up with saliva. Instead, he thought he'd try

Comment by Monkey83 on Friday, 10th March 2006, 4:51pm

deep sea fishing instead. Just as this thought crossed hs mind, Alice woke up next to the hole and realised it was all just a dream

Comment by ShoeGal on Sunday, 12th March 2006, 6:50pm

or was it...............???!!!

Comment by Twiggy on Friday, 31st March 2006, 3:37pm

i miss this feature please start it up again!!

Last modified by Twiggy on Friday, 31st March 2006, 3:39pm

Comment by starlad30 on Monday, 12th November 2007, 1:58pm

the gibbering slowly diminished as the stark realisation of the image receded from his mind. His thoughts now condensed into worry, how was he going to get another bottle of vodka....