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| first name: | Jamie |
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Lets make a story
Wednesday, 1st March 2006, 11:12am
(i think i'm bored today)
Once upon a time, there lived a man named Fred. Now Fred loved to go shopping, Fred just loved to shop till he dropped. One day he was window shopping when all of a sudden.......
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Comment by Kessie on Monday, 6th March 2006, 11:48am
cheesy chip, floating past on its way to aRse-Bar.
read moreip with a desperate croak, and gratefully shook herself dry.
Already regretting her decision to experience full-body immersion in the caustic chemical concoction of cigarette butts, bar swill and Guinness (premixed in preparation for the forthcoming St Patrick’s Day celebrations), Mabel hopped onboard the ch...
Clinging precariously to the crispy end, and steering by means of a strand of rubbery mozzarella, she was able to relax for a while as she bobbed about, deftly navigating around passing beermats, and secretly eavesdropping on the conversation going on overhead…..
Comment by Star_Twister on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 11:33am
Cheesy Chip and commanded it to fly out of the bar and onto the streets of Brighton. Zelda was in her element as she flew past Betty Swollocks shooting her latest pop video, a new version of Video killed the karaoke star. Then she flew past cafe 22 were she noticed in the window Masie trollette taki...
read moreng make up hints from Lola Lasagne. Who needs the keys to my broom when you can fly cheesy chip airways she yelled. She parked her Chip in st James's street and....
Comment by Monkey83 on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 2:09pm
it was promptly stolen by a chav who boarded the last bus to Whitehawk. Zelda was understandably peed at this and stormed off to...
Comment by ShoeGal on Tuesday, 7th March 2006, 3:16pm
find out where Fred was who was last seen sat rocking in the corner saying....
Comment by Monkey83 on Thursday, 9th March 2006, 1:44am
"Ook! Really beep beep? These days," clearly he had gone utterly mad by this point, this was made more obvious by the dribble running down his...
Comment by ShoeGal on Thursday, 9th March 2006, 4:26pm
hairy thighs all the way down to his feet and inbetween his toes....he had no choice now he would have to........
Comment by Star_Twister on Thursday, 9th March 2006, 7:27pm
Get his bestest friend in the whole widest world......Dulcie Danger to use her Golden Handbag Award to Individually slice off his toes. But was this the best solution to his chronic dribbling??????????
Comment by Kessie on Friday, 10th March 2006, 9:18am
Perhaps not... although less toes might help him fit into those fabulous Milano Blahniks he'd had his eye on, they would be ruined if they got filled up with saliva. Instead, he thought he'd try
Comment by Monkey83 on Friday, 10th March 2006, 4:51pm
deep sea fishing instead. Just as this thought crossed hs mind, Alice woke up next to the hole and realised it was all just a dream
Comment by ShoeGal on Sunday, 12th March 2006, 6:50pm
or was it...............???!!!
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