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business newsBananas go walkies!Wednesday, 6 August 2008 It may not be unusual to hear that a couple of nanas have gone missing after Wild Fruit (let's face it, most of us didn't show up to work until Wednesday morning), but these ones are nanas of the big, yellow and green variety and have been taken hostage... Tracking them down will involve the help of the police and some CCTV footage (did you know that you're on 400 different cameras just walking from your bathroom to your kitchen these days?), but rather than using precious public funds to track down the oversized fruits, Wild Fruit has decided to do it in a much friendlier way... they're offering free entry for a year to ALL their parties for anyone offering information that leads directly to their recovery. The bananas are obviously expensive bits of kit, and were made especially for Wild Fruit. The Fruit team worked very hard to bring us all some fabulous parties over the weekend and they want their bananas back now please! If you have any information on their whereabouts you can pass it on anonymously by using the . No further action will be taken if they arrive back intact. Obviously if you want to claim your reward then you'll need to provide a way for them to get back to you though! your commentssaid by Newmarket This is a very sad story especially as two nanas remain at Wild Fruit -"Trevor and Myra" both of whom are missing their fruity friends "Cuddles and LuLu".  said by louie69 Well, I would of gone APE if I'd seen those two careless, heartless fellas walking away with them!  said by wildblood News of various sightings are coming through to the Wild Fruit office including a dj confession about a late night naughty nana Rebel session!
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said by wildblood
on Wednesday, 6 August 2008, 1:39pm
After five proud gigs my ability to focus wasn't - how do we put it?- that brilliant - but imagine my surprise when, whilst sitting down to a well earned post-Rebel Buddies Full English, the missus and I spotted two banana's floating into view.
I did the right thing and papped the pert walking fruit, only to forget the whole incident until a upload session 24 hours later.
Obviously as an upstanding citizen I reported the matter to Fruit headquarters ASAP. I and the missus worry about the banana's welfare and how their fellow flourescent brothers are coping with their disapperance.
A banana is not just for Pride, it's for Fruit.
Help us find the fruit-lifters!! xxxx