Cleaning ladies on stilts and cleaning men in… well, not much at all. Gigantic glittery boxes of washing powder hanging from the ceiling and carpet shampoo (well, foam) spraying across the crowd. This was a spring clean like no other you've taken part in. And hey - if all cleaning was this much fun I’d gladly hang my camera up for good and swap it for a feather duster!

The bank holiday meant that Creation was full to bursting, and the major renovations taking place in the downstairs front bar (where we are normally treated old skool anthems) meant that we all crammed onto the main dance floor and in the upstairs R‘n’B room. They've promised us that the renovations will be finished in time for the next Fruit at creation...