...You ended up at Revenge on Saturday as well, huh? But at least I managed to palm the camera off to Glyn, who rushed to Decoy and pointed it at anyone who was willing to take their top off. And two people that weren't. There's also a random picture of a man urinating on the beach, and some pictures from, I think, Tuesday night at Pool. An odd bunch of snaps, it has to be said. Normal service will resume soon. I hope.

I've just counted. 33 topless men. And only one of them under 30!? Do you have NO SHAME Jackson? You'll have to attend the REALBrighton ethics training course before you're allowed to take the camera again. And that picture of Troy's bum is not the sort of thing we expect from bona fide newsgathers like yourself. I'll put it on the REALBrighton 2003 calendar with the rest of the "too shamelss to show" photos.

On a more serious note... Decoy won't survive long unless Brighton gives it a bit more support... personally, I think it'd be a great shame to lose a fantastic night out. Not a lecture (how could it be, I wasn't there either!), just a fact.