Now if I hadn't thrown the camera down the toilet we might have had a decent selection of photos here. But the evening wasn't a sober one. And although Wilma lovingly prepared dinner, he was rather heavy-handed with the wine. It was obvious that this particular night was going to be more than the average night on the tiles.

Wild Fruit put on a bit of a Big One tonight. Opened the door through to Barcelona, for some tunes with lyrics, and stuck some DJ's behind the top bar for some... well... some other tunes. I can't actually remember what was going on up there.

And due to the unfortunate demise of the REALBrighton camera you won't be able to enjoy the following photographs: Glyn with his shirt off dancing on the podium (I know... you'll just have to IMAGINE that one because it's such a rare site that I expect you've entirely forgotten that he even does things like that). And... Er... well lots of people all dressed in red. If I could... remember... what happened last night then I'd tell you about it. Gaaad. Pour me another Resolve please.

And although I couldn't find a link to it on Wild Fruit's own website (perhaps I just didn't look hard enough), you may note that the Red Party is timed to coincide with World Aids Day, which you can find out more about at www.avert.org/worldaid.htm.