Went to Moshi Moshi with Glyn... it was remarkably good. Although I'm sure it didn't soak up the two bottles of wine as well as a pizza would have.

So in the usual disoriented state I was dragged to Revenge to photograph the acres of nubile flesh that were to be paraded.

I'm certain there was a relatively-clothed parade followed by a swimwear parade in previous years? This year the formalities were skipped and they were down to their underwear, oiled muscles and ear-to-ear smiles... I think I vaguely remember someone being asked what the best moment of their life was and the reply being, "I went to see Madonna in concert."

It's easy, of course, to be cynical about it. But the truth is that the winner will adorn many walls for many months (although this year's calendar came down when I saw the picture of whatshisname in the desert reaching for a can of whateveritwas... there's promotion and promotion.)

Good luck to Myles in the finals! Bout time Brighton had a winner up there, but the competition will be fierce. I happen to know that the Lovely Jack has taken the Cardiff title. Although he's really a Brighton boy as well, so we're in with double the chance this year.