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The Golden Handbags 2005

The Golden Handbags 2005

title The Golden Handbags 2005
venue The Old Market, Hove
event: The Golden Handbags
review date Sunday, 26 February 2006

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With voting closed, votes tallied and the last ticket long since sold, it was time to settle down to an evening of awards and cabaret at the Old Market for a showcase of lesbian and gay achievement in 2005.

Lola Lasagne hosted the evening with her usual panache - managing to hold the show together despite some technical hitches.

We were treated to a surprise appearance from Dave Lynn, a couple of songs from Jamie Watson (who valiantly carried on singing despite a dodgy microphone), a magic show with a stand-up twist from Mandy Muden and local band Coral who rocked things up a bit! Karen Noble brought the house down with her spookily accurate imitation of Barbara Streisand.

By way of some interval entertainment, those of us not rushing to the bar had the opportunity to watch a review of the year on the big screen... a rolling slideshow of photos from REALBrighton's 2005 archives. If you enjoyed revisiting the best bits of the year then keep an eye on our listings for our Spring Collection party at the Candy Bar in March!

More awards, and plenty more cabaret from the likes of the Rainbow Chorus, Trashville Tennessee... (I must admit I wouldn't have liked to have been on the Mayor's table for that particular performance... it was enough to make even the most hardened scene queen wince!), Rebecca Wheatley from Casualty, Maisie Trollette who brought the house down again with a very emotional I Am What I Am and a final performance from the City of Brighton Gay Men's Chorus.

The crowd was particularly boisterous tonight, with everyone frequently on their feet cheering for great acts and great awards. Local celebrities in the crowd included the Right Worshipful Mayor of the City of Brighton & Hove, Councillor Bob Carden, and his wife Merle, the new boss of the local Police and a number of politicians who all lent their support by announcing awards throughout the evening.

HUGE thanks are due to everyone who helped put the show together! My personal thanks go to REALBrighton James for slaving over a hot computer for hours getting the graphics in order for the show, and for the fairly thankless task of sitting by the side of the stage with his laptop making sure the screen was showing the right awards at the right times! Also another huge thankyou to the 8 waiters for the evening, who must have run their poor little feet off keeping all our glasses topped up! And - reminded by RubyRoo's blog - not forgetting all the stage management crew - especially Helen who has superbly stage managed every major cabaret event in Brighton's recent history!

The night was another resounding success... but don't take our word for it. Make sure you get your ticket early next year!

category runners-up winner

Best Out of Town Venue The Jack Horner, Worthing
The Hartington, Eastbourne
The Fountain, Handcross
Best Gay Sauna The Denmark Oasis
The Amsterdam
The Brighton Oasis
Favourite Scene Personality Miss Joyride
Letitcia
Lola Lasagne
Best Male DJ Richard Jones, Sunday Sundae
Nik C, Revenge
Pete Haywood
Best Barman Simon Wade, Star Inn
Rupert Ellick, Charles Street
Jay, Star Inn
Best Gay Business

Clone Zone
Prowler

Café22
Best Restaurant The Saint
(no name) restaurant and bar
Sevendials
Best Manager Andy, Queen's Arms
Big Dave, Star Inn
Steve, Harlequin
Best Female DJ Queen Josephine
DJ Hollie
Dulcie Danger
Best Bar Girl Claudia, Candy Bar
Rachel, Candy Bar
Kelly, Charles Street
Best Girls Night Out

Kinky Dangerous
Sirens

Wet Pussy
Best Cabaret Bar R-Bar
Legends
Queen's Arms
Favourite Entertainer Lola Lasagne
Jamie Watson
Phil Starr
Best Club Night

Lollipop
Kinky Dangerous

Wild Fruit
Best Bar Charles Street
Bulldog
The Star Inn
Best Club Storm
The Club @ Charles Street
Revenge
Best Hotel The Griffin
The New Steine
Amsterdam
Special Awards

SGT Mark Andrews
Lisa Timerick
Jenny Bennett

the photos...

Arrival...

Arrival...
photos by Sam Milford

The red carpet was out for the arrival of this year's guests... a succession of cabs and even minibusses brought some of the best dressed guessed in Brighton to the awards...

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The First Half

The First Half
photos by Sam Milford

With the doors closed and our glasses charged we settle down to start celebrating the winners and commiserating with those who were pipped at the finish line...

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The Interval

The Interval
photos by Sam Milford

A short break to restock and just enough time to revisit some of the big events of the year with the REALBrighton review of 2005 up on the big screen...

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The Second Half

The Second Half
photos by Sam Milford

With plenty more awards to be presented, plenty more Champagne to be drunk and plenty more cabaret still to come... the lights dim once again and the show goes on...

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The next Dave Lynn date for your diary:

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Sunday, 12th February

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