Keeping your hands to yourself isn't always easy when you're in a room stuffed with lads in footy kit, and their gorgeous tanned wives. Needless to say I was a picture of restraint and hardly even noticed all the... drool... all the... aaargh. Okay, okay. I admit it. I just couldn't put the camera down all night!

Those poor sods, and you know who you are, who didn't book Tuesday off work. I don't know how you do it, I really don't.

If you haven't already checked it out, then find out more about Wild Fruit DJ Pete Haywood in our exclusive biography of the man behind the glasses. And you can keep up to date with Wild Fruit's goings on by checking out our Wild Fruit club profile page. We're just too good to you!