Occasionally we discover a lost story... this one's been revived after more than five years languishing on a dusty hard drive in the corner of the office... If you're in a photo don't forget to identify yourself and, obviously, add witty captions if the mood takes you! You can also use the 'loved it' feature to tell us about your night if you were there and can remember that far back...

I do remember saying, on the way out of the last Wild Fruit, what are they going to do next? Absolutely Pants, we joked.

And here it is.

No double-entendres here though folks. Absolutely Pants was, as you might expect, full of pants. But it certainly wasn't, as you might also be forgiven for thinking, completely... well... pants.