For those who live nearer to the Perimeter Fence than the Promenade there is The Fountain, in Handcross. A country pub now under gay ownership that is packing in the local disco / trolly dollies, as well as the villagers themselves.

The place was absolutely heaving, and almost everyone had made an effort with costumes and makeup (some didn't need to). The bar staff were valiantly putting on a brave face to the overwhelming crowds who just couldn't get enough.

Miss Lasagne produced a thumper of a show, and was even presented with her very own broomstick and skeleton familiar by a mystery benefactor.

Sadly for us we had to leave fairly early, but we'll be back! We love drinking at The Fountain! Well done boys! Watch out for more special events.