Every time I crawl home at 3am from Religion I wish I'd had forethought to remember to drink water between seemingly bottomless bottles of one-pound-something Corona. Religion is a dangerous place to go on a schoolnight - but it's irresistible!

After warming up in the bar for a few drinks with the Mad Cow crazed punters and - in his own words - some gorgeously sexy tunes from lil Alex, the doors to the club were opened up... and the serious job of trying to dance after a round of tequila shots began.

Ben was roaming the club with the Pride bucket encouraging people to cough up a few coppers for the charity, Tony B was on the decks, the drinks were cheap and the boys and girls were all smiling. Now if they could just invent an instant hangover cure then all would be well in the world!