That temptress behind the bar, Sian, held her birthday at the PV (where else) with a distinct western them so with everyone donning their cowboy hats, neckerchiefs and chaps it was hoedown central.

DJ Aquarius played her signature line in country music and everyone made an astonishing effort. Full marks to Nicki who's Dolly Parton came complete with pneumatic breasts, blond wig and fake eyelashes that had everyone rather excited. Well me, anyway!

After much moonshine, everyone was soon do-si-do-ing round the bar, swapping costumes, navigating their way round an inflatable horse and watching Sian downing bottles of tomato ketchup. I think you kinda had to be there really....