More than just a pretty face or two... these girls can wiggle their tushes and know just how to please a packed crowd of sweaty boys and girls. And okay, I admit it, I was enjoying myself... just a teeny bit.

I know. It's just SO uncool to enjoy a stage act that aren't even singing into their microphones. But after much deliberation I decide to go along with everyone else that's jumping around, and hand it to them. And to their mum. They make us smile. Their tunes may be self-confessed poptrash, but that doesn't mean they haven't found a niche.

The crowd is nodding along approvingly as what is evidently a Brand New Club Mix of "We Are Cheeky Girls" - expect to hear this one under many a disgruntled club dj's needle very soon. I'm awaiting full run-down of their set from REALBrighton Cheeky Girls fan Mr Tinker... but in the meantime do, please, enjoy the photos!

Top Lola line of the night when bringing the girls on stage: "I hate introducing thin people... these two girls are so thin they arrived here by fax machine."