Where better to go after a night’s ‘grime’ courtesy of Dizzee Rascal than Fuck The Pain Away, surely the grubbiest little night on the South Coast? But wait, it’s friday, surely FTPA is a Sunday affair? Not today, for it’s the very first Thank Fuck The Pain Away It’s Friday!

How very thoughtful. FTPA with no hangover at work. Storm is transformed once more in team FTPA’s inimitable style (well you could imitate it - but why, when they do it so well?). The loose-limbed and tenderfooted flit downstairs to the dancefloor, where pretty (I was told to say that) DJs Wanker and A-Dam clearly possess an embarrassment of homoelectrodisco riches in their disco joy-boxes.

Miss Kittin, Peaches, Le Tigre...haven’t heard them in Revenge for a while...

An FTPA regular accosted me to bemoan the general lack of laydees adorning the FTPA pics in certain listings mags, and he’s got a point. To redress the balance, here’s a selection of FTPA lovelies of all species...

You can pay your usual Sunday worship at the next FTPA on November 14th.