It's hard to turn down opportunities like these... Legendary call-girl, Letitcia, reading excerpts from her first book 'Body Worship', at the extremely classy new hotel 'Square' at the New Steine. So Champagne and Tuaca Squares all round, then. As local stand-up and REALBrighton contributor Bill Holland reads out the apologies (one of which is unusually well thought-through and warms up the crowd nicely for the main act...), the guests jostle for position and listen in to catch Letitcia's excerpt from the chapter entitled "Don't panic, Mr Mannering".

Letitcia has worked in the sex industry the world over, and this book was in response to all the people who've listened to her stories and told her to write them down... Pick up your copy of 'Body Worship' for £8.99 from Clone Zone and Cardome.